Thursday Movie Chatter

Basically this will only be on Thursday because the name rhymes, but why am I doing it on Friday? because I was supposed to do it on Thursday and I messed up my time, will do it on Thursdays next time.

So for today, let's see, what's the Five best movies that contain war or battles or whatever or something like that? On my shortlist there's like 5 and more to add dring the next Movie chatter, most of them are good, I think, some of them are bad.

1- Saving Private Ryan, This has to be the mother of all World War 2 movies isn't it, man, you got some guy who got shot pulling out his intestines, and another guy whose name I've forgotten, got stabbed in the heart by the German they've just released like a few days back. cruel, and it's nice.


2- Tora Tora Tora, I had to watch this because my dad forced me too, and it was really good, you get to see Americanos being potrayed as bad guys and Japanese are the people that your're rooting for, and if you want are real description of Pearl Harbor, this is it, "Pearl Harbor" with women kissing in the seas just doesn't cut it.

3- We Were Soldiers, The only film that I find Mel Gibson rather manly, for if it wasn't for this movie, he'd be this big bozo, who looks gay. Although if you watch it another time you would feel like, wait lah, this too fake lah, but if it's the first time, It makes you go, wow, If I only I was that guy there.

4- Crimson Tide, I watched this movie like 5 times and it never gets old, basically you have and old guy (Gene Hackman) and another young one (Denzel Washington), so this guy Denzel's character, launched a mutiny after this old guy insisted on blasting Russian soil with boomies eventhough they haven't really got a direct order from their boss, so they fought la, this old guy came in and took back control before the young guy locked him up for good. All this on a freaking Nuclear sub, and they get to engage another nuclear sub and blablabla.

5- Black Hawk Down, This movie is good because they've the pretty boys shooting at some black terrorists (no racial bias here), they've got abit of courage and abit of valor and lots of fireworks, lots of bullets and Orlando Bloom looks better in there. Oh and did you know? Some UN troops bearing Malaysian flags can be seen in the movie.

The main criteria in grading the movies are first, once I've watched it, my future occupation quote turns into I want to be a Soldier, second, The movie will make me reflect on why la the enemy didn;t do this and that, and finally if it's good I'll go back and read Wikipedia on it, just like Transformers -_-.

Oh and yes, Band of Brothers doesn't count and so is Bravo Two Zero, I don't about Full Metal Jacket and Apocalyspe Now, haven't watched them YET.

The July Lit Review

I still refuse to accept the fact that ten out of fifteen children around the world still enjoy watching Barney or Sesame Street, okay, maybeI'm bluffing on that statement, well since that I'm bluffin, it isn't really a statement anymore, It's just a line.

Blastng sandcastles on the side of abeach is fun, very fun, watching small kids cryin while you topple their sandcastles is the ultimate joy, I love it, Sean loves it too.

Sean Barilla

Sean Barilla really don't like himself, and so what did he do with it? Basically Sean here favors himself as a clone of Stephen A Smith, who in fact, was and still is one of the most annoying personalities on television anywhere you see fit.

Sean Barilla loves pizza, why? because it makes him feel Italiano, cheddar cheese, I'm a new man, romano feelings, add in some mustard and cheese, you get a typical and obnoxious dude who just wants more cheese topping and pineapples. By the Way, he doesn't pay for his own food.

Sean Barilla doesn't do sports, he watches sports on television and imagines himself on television, he favors himself as a 100m sprinter ala Asafa Powell, but the catch is, he's a guy who weighs around 90 kilograms and couldn't even jump an inch to save his own life from an ant. Go Figure.

Sean Barilla loves movies, what kind of movies you say, well, those sappy movies where the protagonist are usually some hot chick who got her own body swapped with another horny guy who ends up with some line like "I love this", basically Sean is a dupe.

Sean Barilla blogs almost all the time, and he figured out why everyone is blogging nowadays, why. they want people to know that they're blogging, that's why they're blogging, and Sean lives within the fact that he'll never be rich because he spends every penny he's got buying.....

Sean Barilla lives by the motto of "If you think that you're doing the right thing, do it until you get caught by the police"